Everglades Airport: A Wild Transition
Remember that almost forgotten aviation hub hidden in the great swampy wilderness of the Everglades? Yes, I’m talking about the Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport. Nowadays, it barely passes as an airport, more like a relic watched over by curious alligators and flight enthusiasts. But once upon a time, back in 1968, it was destined for grandeur, poised to become the world’s mega-airport.
Fast forward to today, and here comes a plot twist worthy of a blockbuster: new, slightly jaw-dropping plans are brewing for this site, thanks to our observant pal, Jeff. Buckle up, aviation buffs; this destination’s flight path is changing course.
Florida Airport’s New Identity: Migrant Detention Facility
Enter stage right: Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier with a plan bold enough to raise eyebrows. Picture the Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport revamped as “Alligator Alcatraz,” a migrant detention facility. Rolling it out on his social channels, Uthmeier doesn’t mince words:
“Efficient. Low cost opportunity to build a temporary detention facility. The real guards? Try alligators and pythons. It’s out there, and there’s nowhere to run or hide.”
The vision is ambitious: a facility prepped by early July with at least 1,000 beds, and Uthmeier’s already teasing us with the potential for 5,000. Inspired by rugged minimalism, the setup involves tenting and trailers. His pitch? “It’s ideal for detaining and deporting. A win-win for efficiency.”
For the skeptics shooing this off as a prank, Uthmeier assures you with a wink, it’s no joke. He cheekily credits Mother Nature for designing the perimeter. And on the financial front, running the show sets Florida back $450 million yearly. Don’t fret, federal reimbursement is on the cards.
Governor Ron DeSantis, unfazed as ever, chimes in with an official stance:
“Gov. DeSantis is all in on enforcing immigration laws rigorously. Florida’s prepared a solid blueprint for this venture. By pivoting the Dade-Collier Airport into a detention facility, Florida intends to be the ace in immigration control.”
Here’s the Twist – Bargain or Bust?
Miami-Dade holds the title deeds for this land, but state officials have the power to snatch it up using emergency rights secured by a 2023 ruling. Under Florida’s law, such takeovers are fair game during declared crises.
- Here comes negotiation tango: State’s bid? $20 million.
- Recent land appraisal? A whopping $195 million.
It’s no surprise that Miami-Dade County’s Mayor stands firm, voicing concerns about the environmental impacts on the Everglades. This delicate ecosystem, after all, isn’t a canvas for unreviewed construction projects. Meanwhile, the Emergency Management Director underscores the need for thorough examination of the proposition and its repercussions.
A Forgotten Legacy
This 2-mile strip of an airfield, dating back to the swinging sixties, was supposed to fuel dreams of America’s SST hub. In an echo from the past, there was optimism that this place would be a central aviation frontier. But fate threw a curveball.
For those who enjoy a slice of action, might we suggest an alternative distraction, dare I say, a diversion like the Val Seny ski resort?
The Bottom Line
The Everglades-based airport that aspired to greatness is now transitioning to an altogether unexpected identity — a migrant detention facility. A whirlwind of activity is envisaged and, by July, it’ll be tagging people along its history-laden runways.
You can hold your political pineapples for another debate because I’m not diving into that pool. My connection here is less about politics and more about picturesque air routes. I admit, on the trek between Miami and Tampa, this aircraft junkie couldn’t resist peeking at this legendary airstrip on aviation trackers — back when its horizon promised a different future.